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The Eff-Off Candle
The Eff-Off Candle
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Meet the "Eff-Off" Candle – The Mood Setter You Never Knew You Needed!
Tired of passive-aggressive vibes? Want to send a message without saying a word? Say hello to the Middle Finger Candle, the perfect way to tell the world, "Not today, Satan!"
Crafted with high-quality soy-blend wax and an attitude problem, this candle doesn’t just burn—it roasts anyone who dares cross your personal space. Whether it's for your boss who schedules 5 PM meetings, your neighbour who mows the lawn at dawn, or just a general statement to the universe, this flame of fury has got you covered.
Set it on your desk, light it up after a long day, or gift it to a friend who really needs an emotional support candle. Because nothing says relaxation like a flaming middle finger.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, improved boundaries, and fewer uninvited guests.
Hand made in our Bay of Islands studio. All candles in this collection are unscented.
Burn time approximately 6+ hours
Please note: Actual colour may be slightly different from the image. Our candles are handmade and there may be some slight variances in colour, please allow for some minor imperfections such as small scratches or air bubbles that on the odd occasion may occur from the moulding process. (sometimes)
Warning: You should never leave a lit candle unattended at anytime. Never burn your candle near an open door or window as a draught can not only be dangerous, but will also affect the burn of your candle. Never burn your candle near anything flammable. Always trim your wick before burning.
A flat plate or candle dish is always recommended for underneath. If the wax is dripping too much, simply blow the candle out and wait until the leaked wax has slightly solidify. Scoop up the wax and place it back in the candle, blocking the leak holes. Wait until the wax has completely harden, trim the wick and relight. This will make the burning time longer.
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